I'm virtually... alone.
So this is a true story of happens at my house when Mama is allowed free time all to herself.
A bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream drizzled in chocolate sauce somehow managed to find itself in my hands. I swear, I don't know what happened. I blacked out.
I've planned my Pinterest wedding. Which is great except, I've already had a wedding. And while it was beautiful and absolutely the best day of my life, that was way pre-Pinterest. C'mon! We've all thought it, right?
So now my contacts have dried onto my eyes because I've been staring at the computer screen muttering to myself about how that would be just the right pair of shoes to wear during the ceremony or Gosh! that's the most beautiful dress. Even though I realize I could not fit into the said dress because a) I've had five children and b) random bowls of mint chocolate chip ice cream with chocolate syrup somehow keep ending up in my hands.
I call it planning ahead for our 25th wedding anniversary.
I've been looking at Facebook every thirty seconds wondering if anyone has added anything life-altering or just plain funny.
What has not been going on is: laundry folded, ironing done, clean dishes put away or exercising.
Hubby should leave me home at night more often.